ARTICLE: “…for the Xbox One®, the all-in-one games and entertainment system from Microsoft.”

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Microsoft really wants people to know about the Xbox One®, the all-in-one games and entertainment system from Microsoft. But what would be a good way to promote the Xbox One®, the all-in-one games and entertainment system from Microsoft?

After all, the Xbox One®, the all-in-one games and entertainment system from Microsoft, sounds just like the Xbox 1, the system that came out in 2001. Well, Microsoft, in all their wisdom, has figured it out! It’s simple:

Force publishers to say “Xbox One®, the all-in-one games and entertainment system from Microsoft” on their press releases when mentioning the Xbox One®, the all-in-one games and entertainment system from Microsoft!

It’s genius! Every press release, if they mention the Xbox One®, the all-in-one games and entertainment system from Microsoft, they have to write “Xbox One®, the all-in-one games and entertainment system from Microsoft”!

The Elder Scrolls Online

June 10, 2013 (London, UK) – Bethesda Softworks® today announced that The Elder Scrolls® Online is in development for both the PlayStation®4 computer entertainment system and Xbox One, the all-in-one games and entertainment system from Microsoft. The game will launch on these consoles, in addition to the previously announced PC and Mac versions, in Spring 2014. The Elder Scrolls Online is the latest chapter of the award-winning franchise – and will bring the legendary experience online for the first time. Players can choose their own style of play as they embark upon an epic adventure across all of Tamriel, playing alone on a heroic quest as in previous Elder Scrolls games, exploring the huge, rich world with a few select friends, or playing with hundreds of others in massive PvP battles to save the Empire.

EA Sports FIFA 14

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. – June 10, 2013 – Electronic Arts Inc. (NASDAQ: EA) announced today that EA SPORTS™ FIFA 14 will feel alive with players who think, move and behave like world-class footballers, and dynamic stadiums that come to life, on Xbox One®, the all-in-one games and entertainment system from Microsoft, and PlayStation®4. Fuelled by EA SPORTS™ IGNITE, which blends new technology withthe best rendering, run-time physics, animation, intelligence, locomotion and online systems from across EA into one powerful, new engine, FIFA 14 will elevate itsaward-winning gameplay to new heights*.

The LEGO Movie Videogame

“Players will be taking on the ultimate mission to save the LEGO world and use their virtual building prowess to build unimaginable sets and creations.” The LEGO® Movie Videogame will be released for Xbox One®, the all-in-one games and entertainment system from Microsoft and the Xbox 360® games and entertainment system from Microsoft, PlayStation 4® and PlayStation®3 computer entertainment systems, the Wii U™ system and Windows® PC, as well as Nintendo 3DS™ handheld system and PlayStation® Vita handheld entertainment system.

Battlefield 4 Official Accessories

Battlefield 4 multiplayer will also feature epic 64-player battles running at a smooth 60 frames-per-second on Xbox One ®, the all-in-one games and entertainment system from Microsoft, the PlayStation®4 and PC.

Those are four different press releases, all including the exact same phrase and wording when mentioning the Xbox One®, the all-in-one games and entertainment system from Microsoft.

In the past, other companies (such as Sony with their required “PLAYSTATION®3 computer entertainment system” and Nintendo’s “NINTENDO GAMECUBE” in all caps) have used ways to make their console stand out on a press release; but having an entire phrase just for your system?

Genius!

I’m sure this will begin the return of Microsoft’s domination, and will convince everyone to get the Xbox One®, the all-in-one games and entertainment system from Microsoft instead of the PS4!

Right?

About the author: The Lemming is a die-hard follower of the Xbox. He started gaming with the original Xbox, and considers anything that isn’t M-rated and/or a sim racer to be games for children. Although Microsoft has since abandoned him as a target audience with the Xbox 360 and Kinect, he still feels satisfied playing his Halo rehashes and the various multiplats that he could get anywhere else.

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2 responses to “ARTICLE: “…for the Xbox One®, the all-in-one games and entertainment system from Microsoft.”

  1. Though, there’s no reason to say “games”, as games is entertainment as well…
    Doesn’t mind though can’t wait to get my hands on the Xbox One!

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